Bowling Ball Nutshot

"Nibby" (nibby68) 08/19/2019 at 12:10 • Filed to: None

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They also do stupid shit like... grabbing cactuses.

W hy am I watching a video of this aussie frying a jellyfish?

jimz > Nibby 08/19/2019 at 12:12

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Why am I watching a video of this aussie fr ying a jellyfish?

I was just going to ask you that...

Nibby > jimz 08/19/2019 at 12:16

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now we know why this guy has big (bruised) balls

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Nibby 08/19/2019 at 12:20

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Touched a cactus like an idiot one time in Joshua tree national park.

0/10 - don’t recommend .

Future next gen S2000 owner > Nibby 08/19/2019 at 12:27

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Cut scene. I call BS. Also, when did Jackass make a comeback?

facw > Nibby 08/19/2019 at 12:27

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Nibby > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 08/19/2019 at 12:34

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have you tried devouring one?

ttyymmnn > Nibby 08/19/2019 at 12:35

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Apparently, somebody doesn’t want to have children. On the other hand, these idiots should not be procreating. 

Nibby > ttyymmnn 08/19/2019 at 12:38

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A bowling ball to the nuts will take care of that.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Nibby 08/19/2019 at 12:39

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I’ve actually had BBQ cactus.

10/10 would recommend .

Nibby > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 08/19/2019 at 12:41

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would regular cactus be 5/10?

ttyymmnn > Nibby 08/19/2019 at 12:56

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Exactly. 

Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 08/19/2019 at 12:59

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I was playing capture the flag at night when I was a kid and thought a cactus was the flag...

Grabbed it so hard.

TheRealBicycleBuck > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 08/19/2019 at 13:01

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I accidentally sat on one when I was a little kid. Having my mom pluck cactus needles from my butt was one of the more embarrassing events in my life.

OPPOsaurus WRX > ttyymmnn 08/19/2019 at 13:26

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this is why I will fully sport the people doing this, they are doing Darwins work by eliminating themselves from the gene pool

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > Future next gen S2000 owner 08/19/2019 at 13:30

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https://oppositelock.kinja.com/hey-there-1837352914

The timing might be a little off...

DipodomysDeserti > Nibby 08/19/2019 at 14:52

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They’re delicious.

DipodomysDeserti > Nibby 08/19/2019 at 14:54

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Had a teammate take a nut shot sans a cup with a baseball once. If you get hit hard enough they “unravel” or get pushed up into your abdomen. Fun stuff.

just-a-scratch > Nibby 08/19/2019 at 15:10

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Nibby > DipodomysDeserti 08/19/2019 at 15:26

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TorqueToYield > Nibby 08/19/2019 at 20:11

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You could easily lose your testicles like that.

As in, surgically gone. It really doesn’t take that much force.

Nibby > TorqueToYield 08/19/2019 at 20:30

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or rupture them

bubblestheturtle > Nibby 08/19/2019 at 20:34

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And they get to vote. We are doomed.

Nibby > bubblestheturtle 08/19/2019 at 20:45

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are you in australia?

pip bip - choose Corrour > Nibby 08/20/2019 at 05:56

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these mouth breathers live amongst us.

fuck me swinging!

Nibby > pip bip - choose Corrour 08/20/2019 at 08:32

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are you anywhere near perth?

pip bip - choose Corrour > Nibby 08/20/2019 at 08:36

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3300 km/2060 miles east of there

pip bip - choose Corrour > ttyymmnn 08/20/2019 at 08:37

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probably already have though

pip bip - choose Corrour > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 08/20/2019 at 08:37

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huh?

pip bip - choose Corrour > DipodomysDeserti 08/20/2019 at 08:38

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HUH?

Nibby > pip bip - choose Corrour 08/20/2019 at 08:38

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close to melbourne?

pip bip - choose Corrour > Nibby 08/20/2019 at 08:39

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100km west of Melbourne, in the sunny shithole of Ballarat

Nibby > pip bip - choose Corrour 08/20/2019 at 08:39

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eh at least it’s sunny

pip bip - choose Corrour > Nibby 08/20/2019 at 08:48

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nope, not in winter.

DipodomysDeserti > pip bip - choose Corrour 08/20/2019 at 08:57

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Nopales. Goes great with eggs.

pip bip - choose Corrour > DipodomysDeserti 08/20/2019 at 08:58

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i’ll take your word on that. 

Nibby > pip bip - choose Corrour 08/20/2019 at 09:11

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wanna trade

pip bip - choose Corrour > Nibby 08/20/2019 at 09:13

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yes please.

i’d still be wearing my tracky dacks and flannellette shirt/polar fleece in those temps

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > pip bip - choose Corrour 08/20/2019 at 09:22

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Nopales. So good

DipodomysDeserti > pip bip - choose Corrour 08/20/2019 at 09:25

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It’s pretty popular in Mexican cuisine. Makes a great salad too. Nopales, onions, tomatoes along with some queso fresco on top. Good stuff.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Nibby 08/21/2019 at 19:29

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*yells out loud at desk “RIGHT IN THE DICK”